33 results filtered with: Bamforth & Co
- Ephemera
Watch out for that one free finger, nurse! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
"Darling, we'll have to get married, I'm going to have an egg!" : a "Bamforth" comic / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [1953?]- Ephemera
There goes old Tomkins - he's having it off next week! : Blimey - at his age, sister - who with? / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Women who are too conservative then too liberal usually end up in labour / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Do you think the doctor could give me some pills to improve my sex urge? : No lad - he can only heal the sick - not raise the dead! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
OK, you've given the poor old devil a 20 year old heart - but what does he do when he catches her - with his 90 year old equipment! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [approximately 1970?]- Ephemera
Is this your baby, sir? : I shouldn't be surprised, the wife burns every bloody thing! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [196-?]- Ephemera
No, no, Mister Smith, I said could I see your worn old SPECTACLES! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Optician / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1970 and 1979?]- Ephemera
Those sex pills you gave me didn't go down far enough, doctor : - all I got was a stiff neck ! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
"But I can't be expecting, doctor, the most I've ever done is talk to boys on the telephone" : "Well, you've certainly had a trunk call from somebody, miss!" / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
How b-- stupid can you get, I distinctly said, prick his boil! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Your eyesight isn't too good, but there's nothing wrong with your reflexes! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1970 and 1979?]- Ephemera
"I'm ninety three, doctor, and I don't enjoy my sex life like I used to." : "When did you first notice it?" : "Twice last night, and again this morning!" / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Could you take your bra off miss? / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Do you take anything for your constipation Mrs Watts? : I always take my knitting Doctor / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1970 and 1979?]- Ephemera
'I think I'd rather have a baby than a tooth filled!' : 'Blimey miss - make your mind up before I start!' / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
"Are you giving him ALL he wants?" : "Blimey, doctor, he's far too ill to think about THAT, he can't even lift a cup of tea!" / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
'Lie down on this couch, miss !' : Not b--- likely, that's how I came to be in THIS mess !' / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between1965 and 1969?]- Ephemera
To put a patient on a bedpan, you lift him by the buttocks, not the way YOU did it! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
In hot countries all babies are born sexless : They put them out in the sun for a few hours, then, some of them sprout and some crack / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
I must be getting my birth pills mixed up with my aspirins, doctor, 'cos in the last three years I've had three ruddy kids and not a single headache! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
Inhale - !!! / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1960 and 1969?]- Ephemera
"Your wife says you've a pram to sell, Mr. Stickitt!" : "Maybe I have, young fellow, but I ain't selling it yet!" : a "Bamforth" comic / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [1946?]- Ephemera
Humor gloss series no.H5 / Bamforth & Co., Ltd.
Date: [between 1970 and 1979?]